Are you this tired?

Ever since the discovery of dust mites forming colonies in my bed, I have not been sleeping so well. Now, however, I can take heart in other people's comparable misfortune. I can only assume that these gentlemen have also discovered the nations of mites in their beds and figured that the local Denny's is the better of the two alternatives.

Caution, foul language in the text, but the pictures are priceless. :)